🚨🔥 CONNOQUENESSING, WE HAVE A PROBLEM

TWO PROBLEMS, ACTUALLY. 🔥🚨

We have TWO raffles that are so close to selling out, we can practically hear the tumbler spinning!

One will help you relax on your porch. The other will help you defend that porch from the squirrels that keep attacking the power grid.

Choose your fighter. Or buy chances on both. We're not your financial advisor. 😂

🏹 RAFFLE #1: WICKED RIDGE FURY 410 DE-COCK CROSSBOW PACKAGE

🚨 ONLY 24 CHANCES LEFT! 🚨

Apparently, the squirrels have been getting a little too comfortable around here. First, they're chewing through power lines. Next, they'll be demanding representation at township meetings.

We're not saying this crossbow will solve the squirrel problem, but we ARE saying it's a pretty impressive package. 🐿️⚡

For just $10 per chance, you could win:

🏹 Wicked Ridge Fury 410 De-Cock Crossbow
🎯 Rangemaster Pro Illuminated Scope
🎯 3 Arrows & 3 Practice Points
🎯 3-Arrow Quiver
🎒 Wicked Ridge Carrying Case
💦 Crossbow Snot (yes, that's actually what it's called)
🎯 Razor THP 100 Grain 3-Blade Tips

🎟️ 200 total chances — JUST 24 REMAIN!

For lawful, responsible sporting use. Please leave the utility repairs to the professionals.

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🪑 RAFFLE #2: POLY LUMBER OUTDOOR FURNITURE PACKAGE

🚨 ONLY 20 CHANCES LEFT! 🚨

Are you tired of sitting on that plastic lawn chair that's been threatening to fold you in half since 2007?

Does your current patio furniture look like it survived three tornadoes, two divorces, and a Steelers rebuilding season?

WE HAVE THE SOLUTION. 😂

For just $10 per chance, you could win this beautiful Black/Weatherwood outdoor furniture package:

🪑 (2) Fanback Single Gliders
🪑 (1) Fanback Double Glider
🪑 (2) Matching Side Tables

That's enough seating to enjoy your morning coffee, entertain your friends, or sit outside and judge how your neighbors mow their grass.

🎟️ 300 total chances — JUST 20 REMAIN!

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🚨 HERE'S THE DEAL, FOLKS! 🚨

We need just 44 more chances sold between these two raffles to get BOTH boards filled!

That's it. Forty-four.

HELP US SELL THESE OUT SO WE CAN GET THE NAMES AND NUMBERS POSTED AND GET THESE PRIZES DRAWN!

Every chance purchased supports the Connoquenessing Volunteer Fire Company and helps us continue serving our community.

🛒 GET YOUR CHANCES HERE:
https://connoqvfc12.square.site/

❤️ Thank you for your continued support! Now go grab a chance before your neighbor wins the furniture and invites you over just to show it off.

24 CROSSBOW CHANCES. 20 FURNITURE CHANCES. LET'S FINISH THESE BOARDS! 🔥

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⚠️ RAFFLE INFORMATION & RULES

• Must be 18 years of age or older.
• Local pickup only at Connoquenessing Volunteer Fire Company.
• Ticket numbers will be posted on the CVFC Facebook page once all tickets are sold.
• Your name and phone number will be copied directly from Square. Please ensure your information is accurate.
• In the event Square oversells tickets, your purchase may be refunded or other arrangements made.
• Tickets are non-refundable with no exceptions.
• Prizes not claimed within 30 days become the property of Connoquenessing Volunteer Fire Company.
• CVFC reserves the right to refund all sales if ticket sales slow down or cease.
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THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING YOUR LOCAL VOLUNTEER FIRE COMPANY! 🚒❤️